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Kes

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I have a mate called Peter who's really short and works as a baker.

The other day, he was telling me all about baking flatbreads.

It was fascinating.

I love the Pita patter of tiny Pete. :)
 
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Kes

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I see that Phil Spector has died.

An interesting snippet of information (and not many people knew this it seems) is that his younger brother "Crispin" used to be head of Quality Assurance at Walkers. :)
 

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I had this morbidly obese parrot that liked to perch on top of my head. Sadly, he just died after a long illness.

I was upset of course but still, it was a huge weight off my mind.
 

Kes

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For any fans of ZZ Top ... 🙂
 

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Kes

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Struggling to get your lizard up in the morning?


You may have a reptile dysfunction.
 

Kes

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The Liverpudlian who invented the bullet proof vest died today.

R.I.P Kev lah....
 

one

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A bold guy, new in town, goes into bar. A regular joker in the bar decides to have some fun at the expense of the new guy.

The regular walks to the bold guy, rubs his head and says, "it feels just like my wife's butt". The bold guy takes a look at the joker, rubs his own head and says, "you know, it does feel just like your wife's butt".
 
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one

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If the leader of a kingdom is a king, leader of a empire is a emperor, leader of a principality is a prince, what do you call the leader of a country?
 

Kes

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A bold guy, new in town,

The regular walks to the bold guy, The bold guy takes a look at the joker,

bold
adjective
1.
(of a person, action, or idea) showing a willingness to take risks; confident and courageous.
"a bold attempt to solve the crisis"

bald
adjective
1.
having a scalp wholly or partly lacking hair.


Have a word with yourself fella!! Shocking!! :wtf::wide:

Standards ain't just something the Romans carried you know .... :rolleyes: ;)
 

one

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bold
adjective
1.
(of a person, action, or idea) showing a willingness to take risks; confident and courageous.
"a bold attempt to solve the crisis"

bald
adjective
1.
having a scalp wholly or partly lacking hair.


Have a word with yourself fella!! Shocking!! :wtf::wide:

Standards ain't just something the Romans carried you know .... :rolleyes: ;)
Made you smile in more ways than one. Exceeded expectations.
 
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