Junior/Youth Things you shouldn't hear in football

[haywain]

From a referee secretary today

'I have a possible contentious U13's on Saturday, would you like to cover this please?'

 

[CallumRushton13]

"Congratulations Mr Oyston, you have won Chairman of the year for your outstanding work within the local community"

 

[The Zebra]

"If it moves, kick it - if it doesn't move, kick it until it does..."

 

[haywain]

From a referee secretary today

'I have a possible contentious U13's on Saturday, would you like to cover this please?'

possibly the 'easiest' game of my season. Game played in the right spirit, excellent cars, well behaved coaches and parents........must carry a shotgun more often!