Player name thread

[Peach]

Firstly apologies if this has been covered elsewhere, I seen some anecdotes mixed in to other threads but no specific thread.

So the other weekend I had this...

Me: What's your Captain's name?
Manager: Oh, it's Ossian (pronounced 'Ocean')
Me: Ok... what number is he?
Manager: .... Ossian's eleven

Also had a small sided game a few days after where they had a Fisch and Cip on the same team

 

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Fisch and Cip on the same team

Where they on every corner (shop)?