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Business Downturn Puns

The Referee Store
The whistle manufacturers have really blown it, Undershorts firms are now on their knees and Stockley Park have everybody lined up waiting for a bloody decision!
 
The trouser makers haven’t turned up at all and the sellotape manufactures are just wrapping up now!
 
Mr Whippy has just been found dead in the back of his ice cream van. Police said he'd covered himself in hundreds and thousands with a good dash of raspberry sauce......they think he topped himself..........
 
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